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Gary Busey Face Fucked
00:35
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Kicked in the face and turned into Gary Busey
Coked out rampage, don't be a pussy
74 years old and you're still a piece of shit
Never made a solid movie, never made a hit
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Power Metal Sucks
00:32
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Power metal is for losers, grow the fuck up
Dungeons and dragons is lame
Power metal is for losers, grow the fuck up
Go LARP in the forest nerd
Power metal suck
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My Name is Spaghetti
You better not forghetti
Cloned from a hair on Carls back
Raping your owner now
What a delicious dish
Add some parm to cheese it up
Just don't fuck up my noodles
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Donald Dicks Vladimir
00:31
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Whip it out in the white house
Greasy old men are about to get filthy
Put it in his pooper Putin
Wrinkles, fat and new agreements
No collusion, just enjoyment
Fucked by a fat old man in the white house
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Cat's Are Assholes
00:33
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Listen here you furry fuck
Stop making a fucking mess
Stop abusing my other pets
Hey, fuck off
Fucking stop
Cats are assholes
Cats are assholes
Cats are assholes
Cats are assholes
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Vomiting Perfection
00:37
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Vomit Up that sweet honey baby
Just spit it right on my plate
A lovely dose for my coffee
Honey roast my nuts you fuck
If you don't like honey you can fuck off
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Blumpkin Spice Latte Owen Sound, Ontario
Enjoys long walks on the beach, hating pumpkin spice related things, and blast beats.
Open to doing splits with other bands that enjoy gross things.
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